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The Federation of Memelandia Major

“In Memes We Trust” Jimbo Neutron

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Onionist Beans


Memelandia Major

Population2.726 billion

LeaderJimbo Neutron


The Federation of Memelandia Major is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jimbo Neutron with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.726 billion Memelandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memelandus. The average income tax rate is 45.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Memelandian economy, worth 307 trillion Memes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 112,853 Memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, discarded pennies litter the streets, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and Jimbo Neutron claims to know what infants are thinking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Memelandia Major's national animal is the cate, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Garfieldism.

Memelandia Major is ranked 144,415th in the world and 2nd in Onionist Beans for Most Devout, with 7.5 Prayers Per Hour.

Rudest Citizens: 6,293rdTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 10,680thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,988thMost Avoided: 15,544thLargest Mining Sector: 15,592ndMost Developed: 16,626thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,667thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,143rd

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