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The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL

“DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!” DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

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Menta Lee-IL

Population28.42 billion

CapitalDEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL
LeaderDEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
FaithALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER

Currencypfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALL
Animalwow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER

The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.42 billion DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Menta Lee-ILian economy, worth an astonishing 16,881 trillion pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 594,003 pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,117,523 per year while the poor average 119,851, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

Anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, the nation tends not to learn from its history, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Menta Lee-IL's national animal is the wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER.

Menta Lee-IL is ranked 167,744th in the world and 79th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 0.64 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rdLargest Black Market: 10thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16thLowest Crime Rates: 18thFattest Citizens: 19thLargest Governments: 30thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 35thHighest Average Tax Rates: 40thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41stLargest Mining Sector: 43rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rdMost Subsidized Industry: 68thMost Avoided: 68thHighest Economic Output: 91stHighest Average Incomes: 120thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 155thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 211thMost Primitive: 291stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 308thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 363rdMost Stationary: 392ndMost Conservative: 534thRudest Citizens: 821stMost Secular: 1,533rdTop
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Largest Populations: 2,099thNudest: 3,114thMost Influential: 5,369thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,801stTop
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Most Authoritarian: 14,744thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,200thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,491st
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionNudest: 8th in the region

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