“DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!” DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Regional Influence: Powerbroker
Location: Psychotic Dictatorships
|Capital||DEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL|
|Leader||DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL|
|Faith||ALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER|
|Currency||pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALL|
|Animal||wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER|
The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.42 billion DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL. The income tax rate is 100%.
The strong Menta Lee-ILian economy, worth an astonishing 16,881 trillion pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 594,003 pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,117,523 per year while the poor average 119,851, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.
Anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, the nation tends not to learn from its history, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Menta Lee-IL's national animal is the wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives.
- : Menta Lee-IL banned The Holy Empire of Big octopus from Psychotic Dictatorships.
- : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, the nation tends not to learn from its history.
- : Menta Lee-IL was banned from Lovecraft island by The Holy Empire of Big octopus.
- : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.
- : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, military spending is on the increase.
- : Menta Lee-IL rejected a request from Nation of Balestria for an embassy with Psychotic Dictatorships.
- : Menta Lee-IL rejected a request from Lovecraft island for an embassy with Psychotic Dictatorships.
- : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes.