The Republic of Meow 38 is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning unicorn population. The hard-working population of 3.279 billion Meow 38ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 14.6%.

The Meow 38ian economy, worth 158 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 48,446 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meow 38's national animal is the unicorn.

Meow 38 is ranked 179,567^th in the world and 1,794^th in Artificial Solar System for Highest Average Incomes, with 48,446.22 Standard Monetary Units.