“Too Good to be Ranked in the Best Nation of the World!”
|Category: Authoritarian Democracy|
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: The North Pacific
The Magic and the Mystery of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Montebad II with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, zero percent divorce rate, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 16.936 billion Mirkonites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Environment, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Mirkonite economy, worth a remarkable 7,665 trillion theirs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 452,621 theirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home.
- : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by The Silver Crown of Nyock.
- : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Antonimus.
- : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by The Empire of Teothopia.
- : Merconitonitopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
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