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The Republic of MERICAAAAAAAAA

“Nature does nothing uselessly”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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MERICAAAAAAAAA

Population1.528 billion

CapitalDC

Currencybitcoin
AnimalBald Eagle

The Republic of MERICAAAAAAAAA is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.528 billion MERICAAAAAAAAAians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DC. The average income tax rate is 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient MERICAAAAAAAAAian economy, worth 286 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 187,797 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

School football matches are usually five-a-side, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. MERICAAAAAAAAA's national animal is the Bald Eagle.

MERICAAAAAAAAA is ranked 78,682nd in the world and 133rd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Devout, with 119.98 Prayers Per Hour.

Top
1%
Largest Retail Industry: 1,470thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,537thTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,855thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,199thRudest Citizens: 2,893rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,487thMost Influential: 5,923rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,898thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,497thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,839thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,437thTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 8,449thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,468thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,348thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,313thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,748thMost Efficient Economies: 11,357thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,006thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,324thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,787thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,205thLargest Mining Sector: 13,718thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,820thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,314thSmartest Citizens: 15,397thMost Developed: 15,478thFattest Citizens: 16,120th
Top
5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : MERICAAAAAAAAA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in MERICAAAAAAAAA, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in MERICAAAAAAAAA, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Following new legislation in MERICAAAAAAAAA, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in MERICAAAAAAAAA, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : Following new legislation in MERICAAAAAAAAA, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in MERICAAAAAAAAA, replacement organs are grown in vats.
  • : Following new legislation in MERICAAAAAAAAA, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility.
  • : Following new legislation in MERICAAAAAAAAA, judicial torture is outsourced overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in MERICAAAAAAAAA, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em".

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