The State of Mes Sept is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.565 billion Mes Septians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The all-consuming Mes Septian economy, worth a remarkable 2,057 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 63,184 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,728 per year while the poor average 12,364, a ratio of 18.6 to 1.

Euthanasia is legal, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and Mes Sept has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mes Sept's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mes Sept is ranked 267,110^th in the world and 543^rd in United States of America for Lowest Crime Rates, with 39.88 law-abiding acts per hour.