The Islamic Sultanate of Mesarabia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sultan Amir Sūri with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.635 billion Mesarabians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Firuzkuh. The average income tax rate is 44.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Mesarabian economy, worth 175 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,275 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, priests roam the streets with child-catcher nets, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mesarabia's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Mesarabia is ranked 249,252^nd in the world and 24^th in The Equator for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 22,825.34 Standard Monetary Units.