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The Slavic nation of Mestoslavakia

“We are a proud Slavic people who worship lions.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Chicken overlords



Population4.043 billion



The Slavic nation of Mestoslavakia is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.043 billion Mestoslavakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slavia. The average income tax rate is 16.0%.

The Mestoslavakian economy, worth 226 trillion Slavinorks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,027 Slavinorks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, war criminals are given full state funerals, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Mestoslavakia's new capital. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Mestoslavakia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mestoslavakia is ranked 47,378th in the world and 3,736th in Chicken overlords for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,802.07 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Primitive: 14,379thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,838th
Most Stationary: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 47th in the regionLargest Populations: 63rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 106th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 198th in the regionMost Inclusive: 246th in the regionMost Devout: 251st in the regionBest Weather: 271st in the regionMost Cultured: 279th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 287th in the regionMost Average: 371st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 377th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 408th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 411th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 428th in the regionMost Conservative: 469th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 470th in the regionLargest Black Market: 531st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 566th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 594th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 620th in the regionMost Primitive: 622nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 684th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 755th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 756th in the regionSafest: 806th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 937th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 972nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 997th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 999th in the regionMost Developed: 1,001st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,052nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,077th in the region

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