The Omniscient Haven of Metaversal Asylum is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the Council of Enigmas with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 5.617 billion freemen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harborage Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient free economy, worth 741 trillion pobucks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,039 pobucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, sworn provincial enemies must be held back in the Council of Enigmas's cabinet meetings, and grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Metaversal Asylum's national animal is the spheroidal sudball, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Metaversal Asylum is ranked 274,785^th in the world and 7^th in Runcina ex Praegrandis Entia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 15,448.6 Standard Monetary Units.