The Rogue Nation of Metrophage is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Doctor Robotnik with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and national health service. The compassionate population of 34.705 billion Metrophageans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Geofront. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Metrophagean economy, worth a remarkable 7,296 trillion Quicksilvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 210,235 Quicksilvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production. Crime is totally unknown. Metrophage's national animal is the Fleshy One, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Metrophage is ranked 3,862^nd in the world and 1^st in Lagrange 5 Orbital Station for Lowest Crime Rates, with 123.11 law-abiding acts per hour.