Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Widely Abused |
Regional Influence: Contender
Location: Absolution
Population | 25.553 billion |
Capital | Empyrean |
Leader | Adjudicators of Consecration |
Faith | Transhumanism |
Currency | Cyberpeso |
Animal | Human |
The Celestial Collective of Mexican Liberation is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Adjudicators of Consecration with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.553 billion Liberationists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Empyrean. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Liberationist economy, worth an astonishing 10,180 trillion Cyberpesoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 398,409 Cyberpesoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime is totally unknown. Mexican Liberation's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Transhumanism.
Mexican Liberation is ranked 304,652nd in the world and 21st in Absolution for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 13.32 on the Bus Surprisal Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Mexican Liberation, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in
Mexican Liberation, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
- : Following new legislation in
Mexican Liberation, engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut.
- :
Mexican Liberation voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Press Freedoms".
- : Following new legislation in
Mexican Liberation, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in
Mexican Liberation, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
- : Following new legislation in
Mexican Liberation, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
- : Following new legislation in
Mexican Liberation, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
- : Following new legislation in
Mexican Liberation, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
- : Following new legislation in
Mexican Liberation, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 6 » The Sheika,
Dialland,
Nerosina,
Freeoplis,
Riecham, and
Atlantigria.