Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Truckler
Location: The Free Nations Region
Population | 9.083 billion |
Capital | Disney World |
Leader | Esteban IV |
Faith | Agnosticism |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Dachshund |
The Incorporated States of MexUsCan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Esteban IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.083 billion MexUsCan citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Disney World. The average income tax rate is 63.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient MexUsCanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,667 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,576 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MexUsCan's national animal is the Dachshund, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
MexUsCan is ranked 12,262nd in the world and 10th in The Free Nations Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.44 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in MexUsCan, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
- : Following new legislation in MexUsCan, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
- : Following new legislation in MexUsCan, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
- : Following new legislation in MexUsCan, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
- : Following new legislation in MexUsCan, private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button.
- : Following new legislation in MexUsCan, Esteban IV's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
- : Following new legislation in MexUsCan, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in MexUsCan.
- : Following new legislation in MexUsCan, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague.
- : Following new legislation in MexUsCan, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in MexUsCan, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » The Earths people, Sulivannia, Moka Pamplemousses, and Grand Abaco.