The Once and Future Osiran of Mghnb is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Michał Kozłowski with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.642 billion Mghnbians, 14.273 billion of whom are zombies, are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mghnb City. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mghnbian economy, worth a remarkable 5,191 trillion Mghnbian Roubles a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 269,973 Mghnbian Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Songs of praise to Michał Kozłowski are filled with coded messages from the resistance, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mghnb's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Mghnb is ranked 13,802^nd in the world and 994^th in Osiris for Most Patriotic, with 60.54 flags saluted per person per day.