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The Sultanate of Mhelon

“Stultus Est Sicut Stultus Facit”

Category: Libertarian Police State
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population3.008 billion

CurrencySevered Ear

The Sultanate of Mhelon is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its national health service, prohibition of alcohol, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.008 billion Mhelonites are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 32.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mhelonite economy, worth 341 trillion Severed Ears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 113,675 Severed Ears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mhelon's national animal is the fungus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mhelon is ranked 100,288th in the world and 5,741st in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,025thMost Influential: 1,350thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,693rdMost Armed: 7,636thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,756thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,294thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,829thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,149thMost Developed: 15,038thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,147thHighest Drug Use: 19,783rdMost Efficient Economies: 20,233rdSmartest Citizens: 20,260th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 174th in the regionMost Armed: 279th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 325th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 405th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 466th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 508th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 558th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 605th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 673rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 750th in the regionMost Developed: 791st in the regionMost Stationary: 932nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 949th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 996th in the region

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