“Stultus Est Sicut Stultus Facit”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
The Sultanate of Mhelon is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 911 million Mhelonites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Mhelonite economy, worth 86.9 trillion Severed Ears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 95,406 Severed Ears, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, vaccinations are mandatory, and no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mhelon's national animal is the fungus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mhelon was endorsed by The Republic of Lindsaystan.
- : Mhelon was endorsed by The Poor Team of The Tampa Bay Rays.
- : Mhelon was endorsed by The Protectorate of Cuyan.
- : Mhelon was endorsed by The Kingdom of Princely Irbis.
- : Mhelon was endorsed by The Free Land of Runeda.
- : Mhelon was endorsed by The United States of Daiz.
- : Following new legislation in Mhelon, no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on.
- : Following new legislation in Mhelon, vaccinations are mandatory.
- : Mhelon was endorsed by The Judicial Oligarchy of Alsace and Lorraine United.
- : Mhelon was endorsed by The Empire of Nation of stars.
Endorsements Received: 135 » Sundred, Corfad, Territorio di Nessuno, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Alunya, Pallaith, Sil Dorsett, El Fiji Grande, Ostrinios, Shin-Hachioji, Acrabinnia, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Malta Comino Gozo, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Joodey, Lemonbiscuits, Napnomadia, General COE, North Bratislava, Newpromisedland, Omnistria, Tappan Hills, Koda-Land, Dar es Saalam, The Bureaucratic Territories, Cloydicia, Sinelona, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Holy Oranz, New Bremerton, Shadowrik, Ninjak30, Selfgradatude, Maott, Steraz, Buckerino, Ainsworth, Walter Jackson, The Iron Lions, Karazan, PlanetPunk, Dreadton, Egalico, Esplandia, United Draconia, Q w e r t y, Federation Terra Australis, and 85 others.Spartoptia, Sunto, Ara Antrizuls, Black Templares, Ozstan, Guer Aike, Sea Ghost, Lunallian, Kasazzastan, The Kyziban Islands, Sheldanada, Solmetria, Torakuen, Pasargad, Frances Francis the First of France, Guslantis, The United States of Romania, Niradans, New Pruessen, Wilkshire, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Ethnon, Saturns Edge, Siwale, Norostilors, Wineclaw, Zemnaya Svoboda, Amauri, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Misuvelia, Plangainer, Trillius, Free Culture, The Pantheons, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Unimaginable Doom, Ejhsa, Unsophisticate, Haor Chall, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, Valhalla123, 1 very fast endotarter, Aratani, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Moubarakistan, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Votak Matim, Test for a new hope, Elder Realms, North Altatude, The Black Cathedral, Conservadoria, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Loli County, Eriadni, Xentherida, Constantinolia, Justanistan, Makersaulache, Loutsland, Kobagia, Glurponia, Zumlandia, Xzavia-Hjar, Bearical, Sockmanland, Utopicican, Vincone Cae, Alsace and Lorraine United, Daiz, Runeda, Princely Irbis, Cuyan, The Tampa Bay Rays, and Lindsaystan.