The Allied States of Miamington is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The democratic population of 770 million Miamingtonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 4Chan's Server Room. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Miamingtonian economy, worth 60.7 trillion Radium Bars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,768 Radium Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, gossip magazines have pictures of Leader sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miamington's national animal is the Soft Muticouloured Cats, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Miamington is ranked 126,285^th in the world and 6,264^th in The North Pacific for Most Devout, with 8.79 Prayers Per Hour.