The Crater of Miamington is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Meowscles with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.781 billion Miamingtonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 4Chan's Server Room. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miamingtonian economy, worth 341 trillion Radium Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,870 Radium Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miamington's national animal is the Soft Muticouloured Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Miamington is ranked 29,511^th in the world and 800^th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 208 Cheeks Per Square Mile.