The Crater of Miamington is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Meowscles with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.984 billion Miamingtonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 4Chan's Server Room. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miamingtonian economy, worth 525 trillion Gold Plated Radium Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,858 Gold Plated Radium Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miamington's national animal is the Soft Muticouloured Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Miamington is ranked 10,497^th in the world and 590^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,575.36 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.