The Nether of Miamington is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Doom Guy with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.375 billion Miamingtonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 4Chan's Server Room. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miamingtonian economy, worth 304 trillion Radium Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 128,213 Radium Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miamington's national animal is the Soft Muticouloured Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Miamington is ranked 178,301^st in the world and 8,266^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.81 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.