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The Quomodocunquizing Ex-Senate of MiaryBhalzhack

“No itch we can't scratch!” King BhumiBhalzhack

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific



Population7.003 billion

LeaderKing BhumiBhalzhack

CurrencyGold Bars

The Quomodocunquizing Ex-Senate of MiaryBhalzhack is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King BhumiBhalzhack with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.003 billion Miarybhalzhackistani are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scratschcatchewan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Miarybhalzhackiano economy, worth a remarkable 2,160 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 308,491 Gold Bars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,065,649 per year while the poor average 65,313, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

Tens of thousands of Miarybhalzhackistani rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, childish pranks are no laughing matter, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MiaryBhalzhack's national animal is the Alien, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bhalzhackianism.

MiaryBhalzhack is ranked 16,427th in the world and 305th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 83.86 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Rudest Citizens: 140thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 287thMost Influential: 470thLargest Retail Industry: 619thMost Valuable International Artwork: 988thMost Avoided: 1,116thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,317thMost Efficient Economies: 1,331stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,570thFattest Citizens: 1,617thHighest Crime Rates: 1,686thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,706thHighest Average Incomes: 1,820thLargest Black Market: 1,880thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,927thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,045thTop
Most Armed: 2,193rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,418thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,635thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,940thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,043rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,109thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,676thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,881stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,109thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,119thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,244thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,308thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,218thSmartest Citizens: 5,708thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,150thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,691stHighest Economic Output: 6,748thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,251stLargest Governments: 7,724thMost Secular: 8,646thLargest Mining Sector: 8,903rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,434thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,943rdMost Inclusive: 16,192ndMost Politically Free: 16,427thMost Cultured: 17,317thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,351st
Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 37th in the regionMost Avoided: 39th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 44th in the regionFattest Citizens: 54th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 57th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 63rd in the regionMost Armed: 70th in the regionLargest Black Market: 75th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 76th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 80th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 84th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 89th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 92nd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 97th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 102nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 104th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 113th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 128th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 140th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 144th in the regionMost Influential: 148th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 164th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 176th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 183rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 190th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 193rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 204th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 215th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 262nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 291st in the regionMost Politically Free: 305th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 314th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 326th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 328th in the regionLargest Governments: 390th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 409th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 477th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 578th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 652nd in the regionLargest Populations: 749th in the regionNudest: 759th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 790th in the regionMost Cultured: 862nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 882nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 925th in the regionMost Inclusive: 931st in the region

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