The Quomodocunquizing Ex-Senate of MiaryBhalzhack is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King BhumiBhalzhack with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.003 billion Miarybhalzhackistani are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scratschcatchewan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Miarybhalzhackiano economy, worth a remarkable 2,160 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 308,491 Gold Bars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,065,649 per year while the poor average 65,313, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

Tens of thousands of Miarybhalzhackistani rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, childish pranks are no laughing matter, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MiaryBhalzhack's national animal is the Alien, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bhalzhackianism.

MiaryBhalzhack is ranked 16,427^th in the world and 305^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 83.86 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.