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The Utopia of Microsoftisia

“Peace, Prosperity, and Long Life Through Philanthropy!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Power

Location: RuneScape Bits and Bytes

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Microsoftisia

Population20.725 billion

CapitalLonghorn
LeaderBill Gates
Faithballmer worshiping

Currencyallocation credit
Animalballmer

The Utopia of Microsoftisia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bill Gates with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 20.725 billion Microsoftisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Longhorn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Microsoftisian economy, worth a remarkable 5,396 trillion allocation credits a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 260,366 allocation credits, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, millions of Microsoftisians are excellent swimmers, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Microsoftisia's national animal is the ballmer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ballmer worshiping.

Microsoftisia is ranked 3,306th in the world and 2nd in RuneScape Bits and Bytes for Most Armed, with 12.02 Weapons Per Person.

Top
1%
Most Avoided: 422ndRudest Citizens: 461stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 478thMost Efficient Economies: 545thLargest Information Technology Sector: 613thLargest Retail Industry: 732ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 950thLargest Mining Sector: 996thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,038thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,113thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,128thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,305thHighest Economic Output: 1,440thTop
5%
Most Devout: 1,804thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,153rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,196thHighest Average Incomes: 2,915thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,228thMost Armed: 3,306thSmartest Citizens: 3,447thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,660thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,767thLargest Black Market: 3,979thMost Developed: 4,653rdLargest Populations: 5,393rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,447thMost Stationary: 6,579thHealthiest Citizens: 8,012thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,297thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 10,129thLowest Crime Rates: 10,162ndMost Influential: 10,805thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,164thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,174thLargest Governments: 16,096thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,173rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,230th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Microsoftisia, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Microsoftisia, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
  • : Following new legislation in Microsoftisia, millions of Microsoftisians are excellent swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Microsoftisia, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Microsoftisia, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Microsoftisia, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Microsoftisia, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Microsoftisia, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Microsoftisia, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Microsoftisia, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.

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