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The Utopia of Microsoftisia

“Peace, Prosperity, and Long Life Through Philanthropy!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Power

Location: RuneScape Bits and Bytes

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Microsoftisia

Population22.025 billion

CapitalLonghorn
LeaderBill Gates
Faithballmer worshiping

Currencyallocation credit
Animalballmer

The Utopia of Microsoftisia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bill Gates with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 22.025 billion Microsoftisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Longhorn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Microsoftisian economy, worth a remarkable 5,878 trillion allocation credits a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 266,899 allocation credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 766,334 per year while the poor average 73,917, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, and the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Microsoftisia's national animal is the ballmer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ballmer worshiping.

Microsoftisia is ranked 636th in the world and 1st in RuneScape Bits and Bytes for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 80,765.57 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Avoided: 416thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 485thMost Efficient Economies: 587thLargest Information Technology Sector: 636thLargest Retail Industry: 766thRudest Citizens: 804thHighest Disposable Incomes: 902ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,037thLargest Mining Sector: 1,065thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,163rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,192ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,287thHighest Economic Output: 1,366thMost Devout: 2,023rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,193rdTop
5%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,743rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,789thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,995thMost Armed: 3,255thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,286thSmartest Citizens: 3,416thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,617thLargest Black Market: 3,975thMost Developed: 4,442ndLargest Populations: 5,217thMost Stationary: 6,229thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,343rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,407thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,748thLowest Crime Rates: 9,804thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,877thTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,541stMost Influential: 12,296thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,367thLargest Governments: 15,129thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,203rdHighest Poor Incomes: 19,671st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Microsoftisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Microsoftisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Microsoftisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Microsoftisia, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Microsoftisia, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography.
  • : Microsoftisia was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Microsoftisia, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • : Microsoftisia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Microsoftisia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Microsoftisia, women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations.

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