The Most Serene Republic of Mida Mal Thetsle is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 276 million Mida Mal Thetsleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of sigma sigma on the wall 6. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.

The very strong Mida Mal Thetslean economy, worth 19.6 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 71,159 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable, children are regularly married to each other to secure alliances between families, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Mida Mal Thetslean language, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of sigma sigma on the wall 6. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mida Mal Thetsle's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mida Mal Thetsle is ranked 12,540^th in the world and 5^th in Austin Texa storage for Most Primitive, scoring 90 on the Scary Big Number Scale.