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The United Socialist States of Middle Green Irthistan

“If youre a war criminal your safe in our nation” Lieutenant Colonel Tord ändert

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The Communist Bloc

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Middle Green Irthistan

Population4.123 billion

CapitalMilitary strategic command Base
LeaderLieutenant Colonel Tord ändert
FaithHwuman sacrificeignism

CurrencyOpelaln
AnimalWunderphus

The United Socialist States of Middle Green Irthistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lieutenant Colonel Tord ändert with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.123 billion Middle Green Irthistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Military strategic command Base. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Middle Green Irthistanian economy, worth 661 trillion Opelalns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 160,397 Opelalns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, politicians are often referred to as thesauruses behind their backs, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Middle Green Irthistan's national animal is the Wunderphus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hwuman sacrificeignism.

Middle Green Irthistan is ranked 127,704th in the world and 392nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 264.055212949 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,326thMost Patriotic: 1,805thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,646thMost Armed: 2,692ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,775thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,009thMost Influential: 5,594thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,421stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,841stLowest Crime Rates: 10,691stHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,411thLargest Governments: 13,463rdLargest Publishing Industry: 14,729thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 15,917thMost Developed: 16,593rdLongest Average Lifespans: 18,500thHighest Average Incomes: 18,696thLargest Black Market: 18,950thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,480thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,274thMost Authoritarian: 29,211th
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Most Armed: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 60th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 66th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 91st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Conservative: 129th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 129th in the region

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