Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The Communist Bloc
Population | 4.123 billion |
Capital | Military strategic command Base |
Leader | Lieutenant Colonel Tord ändert |
Faith | Hwuman sacrificeignism |
Currency | Opelaln |
Animal | Wunderphus |
The United Socialist States of Middle Green Irthistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lieutenant Colonel Tord ändert with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.123 billion Middle Green Irthistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Military strategic command Base. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Middle Green Irthistanian economy, worth 661 trillion Opelalns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 160,397 Opelalns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, politicians are often referred to as thesauruses behind their backs, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Middle Green Irthistan's national animal is the Wunderphus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hwuman sacrificeignism.
Middle Green Irthistan is ranked 127,704th in the world and 392nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 264.055212949 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Middle Green Irthistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Middle Green Irthistan was endorsed by The United Socialist States of North Goiky.
- : Middle Green Irthistan endorsed The People's Republic of Cheteire.
- : Middle Green Irthistan endorsed The Free Land of West Irtinaraxiopia.
- : Middle Green Irthistan endorsed The Republic of Eindhoven-Veldhoven.
- : Middle Green Irthistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Middle Green Irthistan was endorsed by The People's Republic of Cheteire.
- : Middle Green Irthistan was endorsed by The Free Land of West Irtinaraxiopia.
- : Middle Green Irthistan was endorsed by The Republic of Eindhoven-Veldhoven.
- : Middle Green Irthistan endorsed The Social Democracy of Old Corus.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 47 » Likhinia, Karelianastan, Dacaro, Celedaria, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Prymordiya, Newdenizland, Pindaar Se Yol, Oder Crudia, Atlanc, Kethania, Arsa, Noachia, Revolutionary Hesse, The Workers and Peasants Union of China, TransUps, Serusan, Quebec second, Proletaria Totalus, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Comuny, Zancostan, Mikustania, Brauengen, Chemorchat, Carrico, The Dutch Proletariat, Thelania, Agania, Pridneprovye, Egothyzu, Libisia, Bolian island, UNIOS, Anerchi, Valoptia, Socialist UwU, Chengjiu, Urali, De Eon, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, Cheteire, and North Goiky.