The Republic of Midseas is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.717 billion Midseasians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.8%.

The very strong Midseasian economy, worth 378 trillion regions a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 49,083 regions, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 199,010 per year while the poor average 8,058, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Midseas's national animal is the black hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Midseas is ranked 178,945^th in the world and 878^th in Hispano Germanic Alliance for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.