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The Federation of Mikaclysm

“i luv saves the day!!!11!1111!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Hippy Haven



Population35.026 billion

CapitalMikaclysm City


The Federation of Mikaclysm is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 35.026 billion Mikaclysmians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mikaclysm City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mikaclysmian economy, worth an astonishing 10,956 trillion centurions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 312,800 centurions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government employees from Mikaclysm dominate international lumberjack competitions, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Mikaclysm. Crime is totally unknown. Mikaclysm's national animal is the stripper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mikaclysm is ranked 65,738th in the world and 11th in Hippy Haven for Most Pro-Market, scoring 53.44 on the Rand Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 68thLargest Welfare Programs: 172ndLargest Publishing Industry: 237thSmartest Citizens: 257thMost Advanced Public Education: 284thHighest Economic Output: 339thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 405thMost Cultured: 416thHighest Average Tax Rates: 487thMost Advanced Public Transport: 522ndLargest Governments: 591stLargest Populations: 894thMost Developed: 970thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,093rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,094thHealthiest Citizens: 1,162ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,169thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,247thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,666thHighest Average Incomes: 1,727thMost Pacifist: 1,909thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,266thMost Stationary: 2,295thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,299thSafest: 2,608thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,708thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,977thMost Influential: 3,190thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,282ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,243rdMost Inclusive: 5,543rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,598thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,324thLowest Crime Rates: 6,480thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,873rdNudest: 10,020thTop
Most Devout: 11,166thMost Politically Free: 12,559thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,777thLargest Mining Sector: 13,857thMost Efficient Economies: 15,392ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,865thLargest Retail Industry: 17,124thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,535thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,704th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mikaclysm, there's a bright dawn ahead for Mikaclysm.
  • : Following new legislation in Mikaclysm, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather.
  • : Following new legislation in Mikaclysm, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Following new legislation in Mikaclysm, government employees from Mikaclysm dominate international lumberjack competitions.
  • : Mikaclysm was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Mikaclysm was endorsed by Westelsie.
  • : Mikaclysm was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Mikaclysm was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Mikaclysm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout and Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Mikaclysm, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » St Stephen n Critters, Makiland, Smorkf, and Rihooka.

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