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The Design Bureau of Mikojan - goerevitsj

“Building superior aircraft since 1939”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Hatchling

Location: Lazarus

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Mikojan - goerevitsj

Population32.88 billion

CapitalBegovoy District
FaithTurboprop

Currencywodka
Animalsteppenwolf

The Design Bureau of Mikojan - goerevitsj is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The cynical, humorless population of 32.88 billion Mikojan - goerevitsjians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Begovoy District. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Mikojan - goerevitsjian economy, worth a remarkable 4,118 trillion wodkas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,266 wodkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, all guns must be registered, and badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mikojan - goerevitsj's national animal is the steppenwolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Turboprop.

Mikojan - goerevitsj is ranked 234,112th in the world and 7,274th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 23.23715873932 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 749thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,371stTop
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Largest Populations: 3,218thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,529thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,716thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,792ndHighest Economic Output: 4,538thLargest Governments: 5,872ndSafest: 6,181stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,578thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,402ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,352ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,826thMost Developed: 14,621stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,717thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,801stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,317thMost Pacifist: 17,213thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,394thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,255thMost Inclusive: 19,799thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,811thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,978th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 86th in the regionLargest Populations: 91st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 165th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 185th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 262nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 280th in the regionLargest Governments: 286th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 344th in the regionSafest: 346th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 361st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 436th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 514th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 764th in the regionMost Developed: 915th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 937th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 965th in the regionMost Pacifist: 1,016th in the region

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