Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Hatchling
Location: Lazarus
Population | 32.88 billion |
Capital | Begovoy District |
Faith | Turboprop |
Currency | wodka |
Animal | steppenwolf |
The Design Bureau of Mikojan - goerevitsj is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The cynical, humorless population of 32.88 billion Mikojan - goerevitsjians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Begovoy District. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Mikojan - goerevitsjian economy, worth a remarkable 4,118 trillion wodkas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,266 wodkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, all guns must be registered, and badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mikojan - goerevitsj's national animal is the steppenwolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Turboprop.
Mikojan - goerevitsj is ranked 234,112th in the world and 7,274th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 23.23715873932 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mikojan - goerevitsj was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Mikojan - goerevitsj's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Mikojan - goerevitsj's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Mikojan - goerevitsj was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Mikojan - goerevitsj ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : Mikojan - goerevitsj was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Mikojan - goerevitsj was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Mikojan - goerevitsj was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Mikojan - goerevitsj was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Mikojan - goerevitsj's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".