Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: World Benchmark |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker
Location: Green Hills
Population | 8.696 billion |
Capital | Mileszia |
Leader | Milia Firewaterwolf |
Faith | Church of Pizza |
Currency | Gold Ring |
Animal | Fox |
The Mystical Special Nation of Miles Tails Prower is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Milia Firewaterwolf with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.696 billion Tails are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mileszia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Tailsyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,845 trillion Gold Rings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 327,255 Gold Rings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, bars are packed at all hours, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime is totally unknown. Miles Tails Prower's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Pizza.
Miles Tails Prower is ranked 28,620th in the world and 14th in Green Hills for Most Stationary, with 1,394.77280873372 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Miles Tails Prower, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Miles Tails Prower, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands.
- : Following new legislation in Miles Tails Prower, bars are packed at all hours.
- : Following new legislation in Miles Tails Prower, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
- : Following new legislation in Miles Tails Prower, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
- : Following new legislation in Miles Tails Prower, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
- : Following new legislation in Miles Tails Prower, the endangered saltwater humpback Fox is only seen in captivity programs.
- : Following new legislation in Miles Tails Prower, you're only as old as you feel.
- : Following new legislation in Miles Tails Prower, patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises.
- : Following new legislation in Miles Tails Prower, political detractors refer to Milia Firewaterwolf as 'that Bigtopian puppet'.