The Democratic Peoples' Republic of Milintica is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Matōchmizalo with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.614 billion Milinticans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Huānoch. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Milintican economy, worth 108 trillion Peoples' Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 19,354 Peoples' Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Milinticans any less frightened, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milintica's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Milintica is ranked 30,713^th in the world and 62^nd in International Democratic Union for Smartest Citizens, with 48.11 quips per hour.