The Who Are You Guys of Milk and Honee is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Some Old Guy with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 21.748 billion Milk and Honeeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hobbestown. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Milk and Honeean economy, worth a remarkable 1,739 trillion silver dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,002 silver dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, and creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milk and Honee's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Milk and Honee is ranked 133,714^th in the world and 8^th in The Scandalian Alliance for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,764.57 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.