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The Kingdom of Milostein

“I know everything.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Under a Rock

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Milostein

Population17.42 billion

LeaderMilo

Currencypresent
Animalcrow

The Kingdom of Milostein is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Milo with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.42 billion Milosteinis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Milosteini economy, worth a remarkable 5,668 trillion presents a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 325,417 presents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million present battlesuits, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Milostein City Times is sold out, and people talk about things being better when men were men. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milostein's national animal is the crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Milostein is ranked 207,608th in the world and 1st in Under a Rock for Most Avoided, scoring 0.17 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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1%
Most Advanced Public Education: 47thLeast Corrupt Governments: 63rdSafest: 77thSmartest Citizens: 86thLargest Information Technology Sector: 104thMost Developed: 124thHealthiest Citizens: 127thMost Compassionate Citizens: 134thLongest Average Lifespans: 142ndNicest Citizens: 151stMost Scientifically Advanced: 153rdLowest Crime Rates: 180thMost Pacifist: 237thHighest Average Tax Rates: 276thLargest Governments: 281stMost Inclusive: 298thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 309thMost Advanced Public Transport: 367thHighest Poor Incomes: 409thLargest Welfare Programs: 471stBest Weather: 507thMost Secular: 544thMost Cheerful Citizens: 545thMost Efficient Economies: 593rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 603rdMost Beautiful Environments: 728thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,309thHighest Economic Output: 1,448thHighest Average Incomes: 1,502ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,588thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,815thTop
5%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,246thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,727thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,824thMost Stationary: 7,931stLargest Populations: 8,995thTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,548thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,089thMost Cultured: 13,260thMost Influential: 13,399thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,810thMost Income Equality: 16,708thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,461st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, people talk about things being better when men were men.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Milostein City Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, soldiers are equipped with multi-million present battlesuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, Crow is one of the most popular forenames in Milostein.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.

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