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The Kingdom of Milostein

“I know everything.”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Under a Rock

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Milostein

Population15.942 billion

LeaderMilo

Currencypresent
Animalcrow

The Kingdom of Milostein is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Milo with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.942 billion Milosteinis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Milosteini economy, worth a remarkable 4,926 trillion presents a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 309,039 presents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, and the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milostein's national animal is the crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Milostein is ranked 423rd in the world and 1st in Under a Rock for Highest Poor Incomes, with 263,426.68 Standard Monetary Units.

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1%
Most Advanced Public Education: 58thLeast Corrupt Governments: 80thSmartest Citizens: 104thSafest: 105thLargest Information Technology Sector: 106thMost Compassionate Citizens: 147thHealthiest Citizens: 161stMost Developed: 162ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 167thNicest Citizens: 172ndLongest Average Lifespans: 176thLowest Crime Rates: 208thMost Pacifist: 278thHighest Average Tax Rates: 325thLargest Governments: 332ndMost Inclusive: 334thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 387thHighest Poor Incomes: 423rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 454thLargest Welfare Programs: 531stMost Efficient Economies: 637thMost Cheerful Citizens: 645thBest Weather: 659thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 817thMost Beautiful Environments: 878thMost Secular: 998thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,411thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,444thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,529thHighest Average Incomes: 1,636thHighest Economic Output: 1,648thTop
5%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,264thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,686thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,904thMost Stationary: 8,547thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 9,434thMost Cultured: 10,018thMost Influential: 12,049thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,302ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,785thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,009th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
  • : Milostein was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough.
  • : Milostein was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, glamping Milosteinis won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Milostein was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Milostein, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.

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