The Abazillian Empire of Minaal Platinum is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Kiryu with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 873 million Minaalians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crusadorá. The average income tax rate is 9.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Minaal Platinumian economy, worth 53.6 trillion Abaziis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 61,419 Abaziis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, and Kiryu has just been declared ruler of Minaal Platinum in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Minaal Platinum's national animal is the Bull Shark, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Minaal Platinum is ranked 81,442^nd in the world and 3,728^th in Osiris for Most Secular, with 18.01 Atheism Rate.