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The Confederated Communes of Minahasa

“Si Tou Timou Tumou Tou”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The Communist Bloc



Population15.317 billion

LeaderWorkers' Council of Minahasa

CurrencyStandard Monetary Unit
AnimalCelebes Scops Owl

The Confederated Communes of Minahasa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Workers' Council of Minahasa with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.317 billion Minahasans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manado. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kawanua economy, worth a remarkable 7,162 trillion Standard Monetary Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 467,630 Standard Monetary Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Minahasa's national animal is the Celebes Scops Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Inclusivism.

Minahasa is ranked 304,683rd in the world and 1,818th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 13.07 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Inclusive: 9thHighest Food Quality: 18thSmartest Citizens: 22ndMost Pacifist: 30thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31stMost Compassionate Citizens: 32ndNicest Citizens: 36thMost Advanced Public Education: 39thMost Developed: 46thMost Cultured: 50thLeast Corrupt Governments: 51stLongest Average Lifespans: 55thMost Secular: 56thLargest Welfare Programs: 59thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61stLargest Publishing Industry: 62ndHealthiest Citizens: 68thHighest Average Tax Rates: 80thMost Efficient Economies: 86thLargest Governments: 91stMost Cheerful Citizens: 94thMost Scientifically Advanced: 112thHighest Poor Incomes: 113thLowest Crime Rates: 162ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 169thMost Beautiful Environments: 197thMost Advanced Public Transport: 222ndMost Subsidized Industry: 286thSafest: 291stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 312thLargest Information Technology Sector: 350thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 353rdHighest Average Incomes: 518thBest Weather: 586thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,070thHighest Economic Output: 1,458thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,162ndMost Influential: 5,549thMost Patriotic: 5,687thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,836thMost Income Equality: 12,074thTop
Largest Populations: 21,293rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,964thMost Politically Free: 26,480th
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 37th in the regionMost Patriotic: 64th in the regionMost Politically Free: 66th in the regionMost Extreme: 70th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 104th in the regionNudest: 173rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 180th in the region

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