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The Transhuman Communist State of Minchioria

“Sempre sopra di Essa!” J Roland

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Internationale

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Minchioria

Population20.865 billion

CapitalPorcÚdia
LeaderJ Roland

CurrencyTallero
AnimalPevasce

The Transhuman Communist State of Minchioria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by J Roland with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.865 billion Minchiorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PorcÚdia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Minchiorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,393 trillion Talleroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 258,505 Talleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, group hugs break out during floor votes, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minchioria's national animal is the Pevasce, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minchioria is ranked 436th in the world and 7th in The Internationale for Smartest Citizens, with 283.95 Quips Per Hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 57thMost Advanced Public Education: 75thLargest Welfare Programs: 79thHighest Average Tax Rates: 97thMost Pacifist: 99thLargest Governments: 156thSafest: 174thMost Beautiful Environments: 187thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 190thMost Compassionate Citizens: 218thMost Developed: 247thLongest Average Lifespans: 276thNicest Citizens: 283rdLowest Crime Rates: 354thHealthiest Citizens: 355thBest Weather: 416thSmartest Citizens: 436thLeast Corrupt Governments: 475thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 584thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 587thMost Inclusive: 779thHighest Poor Incomes: 782ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 859thMost Cultured: 893rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,182ndMost Secular: 1,611thHighest Economic Output: 1,654thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,272ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,084thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,847thMost Influential: 4,832ndLargest Populations: 6,046thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,284thMost Income Equality: 11,231stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,616th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, the justice of Minchioria is considered superior to that of other nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Minchiorian democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • : Minchioria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, J Roland's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.

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