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The Transhuman Communist State of Minchioria

“Sempre sopra di Essa!” J Roland

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: The Internationale

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Minchioria

Population21.932 billion

CapitalPorcÚdia
LeaderJ Roland

CurrencyTallero
AnimalPevasce

The Transhuman Communist State of Minchioria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by J Roland with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.932 billion Minchiorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PorcÚdia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Minchiorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,981 trillion Talleroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 272,721 Talleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minchioria's national animal is the Pevasce, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minchioria is ranked 561st in the world and 1st in The Internationale for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 78.04 Whatever.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 48thMost Advanced Public Education: 52ndLargest Welfare Programs: 77thMost Pacifist: 82ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 89thLargest Governments: 139thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 150thSafest: 156thMost Beautiful Environments: 157thMost Compassionate Citizens: 182ndMost Developed: 184thLongest Average Lifespans: 207thNicest Citizens: 238thHealthiest Citizens: 254thBest Weather: 306thLowest Crime Rates: 310thLeast Corrupt Governments: 313thSmartest Citizens: 343rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 427thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 561stMost Inclusive: 599thMost Secular: 638thMost Cultured: 709thHighest Poor Incomes: 765thMost Valuable International Artwork: 961stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,143rdHighest Economic Output: 1,474thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,255thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,756thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,373rdMost Influential: 4,134thLargest Populations: 5,950thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,094thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,779thMost Income Equality: 11,761stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,756thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,750thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,356th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionTop
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Safest: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Minchioria will pay them to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.

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