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The People's Republic of Mington Chir

“Unity, Discipline, Work”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Balder

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Mington Chir

Population16.506 billion

CapitalFengchu
LeaderWei Lu

Currencybaht
Animalswan

The People's Republic of Mington Chir is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Wei Lu with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.506 billion Mington Chirians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fengchu. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Mington Chirian economy, worth a remarkable 4,059 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 245,947 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mington Chir's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mington Chir is ranked 10,676th in the world and 80th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 2,261.6267817246 days.

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Largest Black Market: 803rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 858thMost Avoided: 980thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,019thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,127thLargest Retail Industry: 1,249thMost Primitive: 1,293rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,476thFattest Citizens: 2,292ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,355thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,488thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,575thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,624thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,800thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,894thMost Efficient Economies: 4,402ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,492ndHighest Economic Output: 4,637thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,493rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,605thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,079thRudest Citizens: 6,633rdLargest Governments: 7,358thMost Patriotic: 7,518thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,007thMost Stationary: 10,676thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,021stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,654thMost Influential: 14,214thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,790thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,980thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,497thLargest Populations: 22,795thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,948th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Avoided: 45th in the regionMost Primitive: 56th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 61st in the regionMost Stationary: 80th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 94th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 136th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 147th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 152nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 152nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 157th in the regionMost Influential: 164th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 234th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 254th in the regionRudest Citizens: 292nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 306th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 313th in the regionLargest Governments: 353rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 474th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 651st in the regionLargest Populations: 657th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 737th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 741st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 874th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 898th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mington Chir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Mington Chir, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Mington Chir, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in Mington Chir, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Mington Chir, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • : Following new legislation in Mington Chir, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague.
  • : Following new legislation in Mington Chir, Wei Lu is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn.
  • : Following new legislation in Mington Chir, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • : Mington Chir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Mington Chir, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation.

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