Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: Balder
Population | 16.506 billion |
Capital | Fengchu |
Leader | Wei Lu |
Currency | baht |
Animal | swan |
The People's Republic of Mington Chir is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Wei Lu with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.506 billion Mington Chirians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fengchu. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Mington Chirian economy, worth a remarkable 4,059 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 245,947 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mington Chir's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Mington Chir is ranked 10,676th in the world and 80th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 2,261.6267817246 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mington Chir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Mington Chir, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
- : Following new legislation in Mington Chir, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
- : Following new legislation in Mington Chir, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
- : Following new legislation in Mington Chir, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
- : Following new legislation in Mington Chir, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague.
- : Following new legislation in Mington Chir, Wei Lu is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn.
- : Following new legislation in Mington Chir, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
- : Mington Chir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Mington Chir, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation.