The Pretitle of this Card of Minskiev is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ivan Kovalenko with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.731 billion Minskievians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 73.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Minskievian economy, worth 607 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 222,269 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, nose plugs are the latest Minskievian fashion accessory, and when shaking hands with foreign leaders Ivan Kovalenko wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Minskiev's national animal is the walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Minskiev is ranked 16,844^th in the world and 1^st in Region of this Card for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,644.92 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.