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The Pretitle of this Card of Minskiev

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Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Region of this Card

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Minskiev

Population2.731 billion

CapitalKyiv
LeaderIvan Kovalenko
FaithAgnosticism

Currencyruble
Animalwalrus

The Pretitle of this Card of Minskiev is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ivan Kovalenko with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.731 billion Minskievians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 73.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Minskievian economy, worth 607 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 222,269 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, nose plugs are the latest Minskievian fashion accessory, and when shaking hands with foreign leaders Ivan Kovalenko wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Minskiev's national animal is the walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Minskiev is ranked 16,844th in the world and 1st in Region of this Card for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,644.92 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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1%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 18thRudest Citizens: 688thMost Subsidized Industry: 798thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,230thHighest Drug Use: 1,404thHighest Crime Rates: 1,769thMost Efficient Economies: 1,939thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,048thTop
5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 3,141stHighest Average Incomes: 5,013thMost Armed: 5,377thLargest Black Market: 5,691stMost Inclusive: 6,236thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,752ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,028thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,343rdMost Cultured: 7,998thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,104thHighest Food Quality: 8,203rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,221stLargest Retail Industry: 8,360thNudest: 9,166thSmartest Citizens: 9,891stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 10,940thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,998thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,239thLargest Governments: 11,480thMost Developed: 12,152ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,836thMost Politically Free: 13,953rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,956thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,917thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,029thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,568thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,844thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,932ndMost Beautiful Environments: 18,144thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,843rdMost Secular: 18,948thMost Extreme: 21,171st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Minskiev, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Ivan Kovalenko wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in Minskiev, nose plugs are the latest Minskievian fashion accessory.
  • : Following new legislation in Minskiev, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Minskiev was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Minskiev's resolution Volcanic Activity Convention was passed by the General Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in Minskiev, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Minskiev was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Anarchy".
  • : Following new legislation in Minskiev, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • : Minskiev resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in Minskiev, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.

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