The Holy Lucky of this Zombie of Minskiev is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ivan Kovalenko with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.847 billion Minskievians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Minskievian economy, worth 239 trillion Golden Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 129,886 Golden Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Untold millions of Golden Rubles are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, postcards from Minskievian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, and copyright laws have been abolished. Crime is totally unknown. Minskiev's national animal is the Christmas Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Minskiev is ranked 211,202^nd in the world and 5,398^th in the Rejected Realms for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.33 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.