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The Dastardly Driveling Delegate of Minskiev

“Everything counts in large amounts”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Minskiev

Population4.77 billion

CapitalKyiv
LeaderIvan Kovalenko
FaithZyonnism

Currencyruble
Animalwalrus

The Dastardly Driveling Delegate of Minskiev is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ivan Kovalenko with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.77 billion Minskievians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Minskievian economy, worth a remarkable 1,592 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 333,766 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ghost regiments exist only on paper, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations. Crime is totally unknown. Minskiev's national animal is the walrus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Minskiev is ranked 52,249th in the world and 1,346th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,198.3 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 23rdMost Subsidized Industry: 319thHighest Poor Incomes: 477thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 627thMost Efficient Economies: 935thMost Politically Free: 1,306thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,437thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,492ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,594thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,702ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,705thMost Inclusive: 1,914thRudest Citizens: 2,054thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,093rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,239thHighest Food Quality: 2,387thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,527thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,579thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,650thLargest Black Market: 2,663rdHighest Drug Use: 2,715thMost Influential: 2,731stLargest Governments: 3,577thNicest Citizens: 3,589thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,743rdSmartest Citizens: 3,859thMost Developed: 4,291stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,603rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,680thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,536thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,872ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,998thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,055thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,158thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,212thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,263rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,322ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,505thLargest Retail Industry: 7,429thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,198thHealthiest Citizens: 9,239thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,897thNudest: 10,239thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,457thHighest Economic Output: 12,496thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,030thBest Weather: 13,103rdMost Armed: 15,804thMost Secular: 16,012thMost Patriotic: 17,611thMost Income Equality: 17,634th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 37th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 41st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 59th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 62nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 64th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 66th in the regionLargest Black Market: 67th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 74th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 75th in the regionMost Inclusive: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 77th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 79th in the regionMost Cultured: 80th in the regionRudest Citizens: 84th in the regionNicest Citizens: 100th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 105th in the regionLargest Governments: 111th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Developed: 118th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 118th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 157th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 160th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 164th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 167th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 172nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 176th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 177th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 180th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 197th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 214th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 239th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 247th in the regionNudest: 254th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 262nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 302nd in the regionBest Weather: 303rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 318th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 320th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 374th in the regionMost Patriotic: 436th in the regionMost Secular: 438th in the regionMost Extreme: 485th in the regionMost Income Equality: 627th in the region

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