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The White Whistle of Miporin

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Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Yggdrasil

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Miporin

Population6.777 billion

CurrencyShell
AnimalPanzer

The White Whistle of Miporin is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.777 billion Miporinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal individuals juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Spirituality. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Miporinian economy, worth 816 trillion Shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 120,539 Shells, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

A death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, rioting and unrest sweep the nation, and toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Miporin's national animal is the Panzer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Miporin is ranked 122,902nd in the world and 144th in Yggdrasil for Most Income Equality, scoring 18.07 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Highest Crime Rates: 579thMost Armed: 769thLargest Gambling Industry: 983rdFattest Citizens: 1,095thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,307thLargest Retail Industry: 1,353rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,670thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,811thMost Avoided: 2,110thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,213thHighest Drug Use: 2,890thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,935thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,453rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,541stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,446thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,491stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,750thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,875thMost Influential: 5,772ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,395thNudest: 7,303rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,142ndTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,511thHighest Economic Output: 17,050thLargest Black Market: 17,094th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Miporin was endorsed by The Emirate of Iereia.
  • : Miporin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Restricting Solitary Confinement".
  • : Miporin lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • : Miporin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Miporin, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Miporin, rioting and unrest sweep the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Miporin, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
  • : Following new legislation in Miporin, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Miporin rejected a request from Lardyland for an embassy with Yggdrasil.
  • : Miporin lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.

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