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The ⛿Millenarian National State⛿ of Mishian Legion

“We are the pride of Nation! Nation is our pride!” President Adolf Mishler von Strudel III

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Allied States of New Contactia

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Mishian Legion

Population10.384 billion

CapitalMishianburg
LeaderPresident Adolf Mishler von Strudel III
FaithMishianity

CurrencyLegionary Credit
AnimalAlicorn

The ⛿Millenarian National State⛿ of Mishian Legion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Adolf Mishler von Strudel III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.384 billion Legioniannaires are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mishianburg. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Legioniannaire economy, worth a remarkable 7,561 trillion Legionary Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 728,198 Legionary Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,741,506 per year while the poor average 7,563, a ratio of 891 to 1.

President Adolf Mishler von Strudel III can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, and extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mishian Legion's national animal is the Alicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mishianity.

Mishian Legion is ranked 81,442nd in the world and 1st in Allied States of New Contactia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,522.83 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18thLargest Retail Industry: 53rdHighest Average Incomes: 87thMost Corrupt Governments: 104thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 139thMost Patriotic: 140thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 175thLargest Insurance Industry: 184thMost Efficient Economies: 186thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 214thLargest Gambling Industry: 261stMost Subsidized Industry: 274thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 282ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 292ndMost Armed: 293rdFattest Citizens: 302ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 338thLargest Mining Sector: 382ndMost Avoided: 392ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 421stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 421stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 423rdLargest Black Market: 462ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 476thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 600thLargest Agricultural Sector: 628thLargest Governments: 823rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 840thLargest Information Technology Sector: 897thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 957thRudest Citizens: 960thHighest Crime Rates: 1,167thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,337thMost Pro-Market: 1,585thHighest Economic Output: 1,706thSmartest Citizens: 1,792ndMost Cultured: 1,834thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,511thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,595thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,859thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,025thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,650thMost Devout: 8,629thMost Conservative: 8,787thTop
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Most Influential: 17,711thMost Extreme: 25,318thMost Stationary: 30,754th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mishian Legion, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
  • : Following new legislation in Mishian Legion, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
  • : Following new legislation in Mishian Legion, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Mishian Legion, President Adolf Mishler von Strudel III can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Following new legislation in Mishian Legion, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Mishian Legion's mid-life crisis.
  • : Following new legislation in Mishian Legion, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
  • : Following new legislation in Mishian Legion, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly.
  • : Following new legislation in Mishian Legion, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Mishian Legion, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
  • : Following new legislation in Mishian Legion, President Adolf Mishler von Strudel III is called 'Patches' at international summits.

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