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The Republic of Miss Take

“Pardon me while I choose”

Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Hatchling

Location: the South Pacific


Miss Take

Population1.058 billion


The Republic of Miss Take is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.058 billion Miss Takeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong Miss Takean economy, worth 49.7 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 46,957 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 302,642 per year while the poor average 2,943, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Miss Take's national animal is the Kitten, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Miss Take is ranked 186,479th in the world and 6,973rd in the South Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 6.95 Effective Tax Rate.

Most Extensive Civil Rights: 5,203rdMost Pro-Market: 5,612thMost Politically Free: 6,167thMost Extreme: 6,328thHighest Drug Use: 6,500thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,560thTop
Fattest Citizens: 11,638thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,253rdRudest Citizens: 13,866thNudest: 14,862ndHighest Crime Rates: 15,845thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,102ndMost Armed: 17,085thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18,117th
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 24th in the regionMost Politically Free: 33rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 37th in the regionMost Extreme: 63rd in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 84th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 91st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 283rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 330th in the regionFattest Citizens: 339th in the regionNudest: 354th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 371st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 403rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 508th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 593rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 678th in the regionMost Avoided: 712th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Miss Take was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Miss Take was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Miss Take was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Miss Take was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Miss Take's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Miss Take's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Miss Take was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, Highest Drug Use, Most Politically Free, Most Extensive Civil Rights, and Most Pro-Market.
  • : Miss Take altered its national flag.
  • : Miss Take was founded in The South Pacific.