The Federal Republic of Missouri and its territories is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 191 million Missourians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The powerhouse Missourian economy, worth 18.6 trillion Missourian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 97,457 Missourian Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 571,922 per year while the poor average 7,757, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

Teachers regularly paddle unruly students, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Missouri and its territories's national animal is the Missourian Mule, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Missouri and its territories is ranked 61,057^th in the world and 1,059^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 97,457.72 Standard Monetary Units.