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The Naughty Reformist Nation of Mizanzukistao

“Dedo no c*, ousadia e gritaria” Mizanzuk

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Osiris

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Mizanzukistao

Population3.916 billion

CapitalRepública de Curitiba
LeaderMizanzuk
FaithGilmarism

Currencydogecoin
Animaldolphin

The Naughty Reformist Nation of Mizanzukistao is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mizanzuk with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.916 billion Mizanzukis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of República de Curitiba. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mizanzukistaoan economy, worth 354 trillion dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 90,627 dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

School history books often refer to Mizanzuk as "that imperialist pig dog", you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mizanzukistao's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gilmarism.

Mizanzukistao is ranked 15,626th in the world and 826th in Osiris for Most Developed, scoring 85.64 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,627thTop
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Most Secular: 10,864thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,752ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,010thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,741stMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,425thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,185thMost Developed: 15,626thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,545thHighest Drug Use: 17,611thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,802ndBest Weather: 18,189thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,234thMost Efficient Economies: 19,610th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 181st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 315th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 407th in the regionMost Secular: 474th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 563rd in the regionMost Influential: 645th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 649th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mizanzukistao, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizanzukistao, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizanzukistao, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizanzukistao, school history books often refer to Mizanzuk as "that imperialist pig dog".
  • : Following new legislation in Mizanzukistao, public urination is on the increase.
  • : Mizanzukistao endorsed The Queendom of Uncute.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizanzukistao, for 25 dogecoins tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizanzukistao, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizanzukistao, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in Mizanzukistao, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 8 » Lukatonia, Rigels Light, Dhaeland, Wymondham, Swebtartd, Emlay, Aragon AI, and Uncute.

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