“Dedo no c*, ousadia e gritaria” Mizanzuk
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The East Pacific
|Capital||República de Curitiba|
The United Socialist States of Mizanzukistao is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mizanzuk with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.974 billion Mizanzukis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of República de Curitiba. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mizanzukistaoan economy, worth 260 trillion dogecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,445 dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mizanzukistao's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gilmarism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mizanzukistao was endorsed by The Delegate Elect of Marrabuk.
- : Mizanzukistao was endorsed by The Vizier Nominee of Ramaeus.
- : Mizanzukistao was endorsed by The Colony of Eastie.
- : Mizanzukistao was endorsed by The Acting Overseeing Officer of Feu de Glace.
- : Mizanzukistao was endorsed by The Cinder and Smoke of Tim Stark.
- : Mizanzukistao was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Mizanzukistao endorsed The Federal Republic of States of Carolina.
- : Mizanzukistao endorsed The Republic of Adolanta.
- : Mizanzukistao endorsed The Democratic Republic of Yemeni Locusts.
- : Mizanzukistao endorsed The Seeker of Managers of East Malaysia.
Endorsements Received: 41 » H-Zhena, Fedele, Wiranath, Indovinesia, Hizuru, Brotherland, Axdel, Arkantis, Roissyland, Rhealaliit, Janoobi Jazair, Enlil, BearStackof2015, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Am Echad, Pakitsk, Someseni, Kilkire, Ridann, The United Neo American Union, Kangarawa, Just Vale 2, VW53Aland, A Slanted Black Stripe, Libertanny, United China Nation, Escade, Marrico, Republic of Berzerkistan, Commodore Badger, Avakael, Adolanta, Yemeni Locusts, Firenation91, Zukchiva, Dragons Blood, Tim Stark, Feu de Glace, Eastie, Ramaeus, and Marrabuk.