The Senate of MLGPupperland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Doge with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avant-garde cinema, and national health service. The compassionate, devout population of 13.088 billion Puppers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pupperville. The average income tax rate is 38.4%.

The frighteningly efficient MLGPupperlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,474 trillion PupperCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 112,644 PupperCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGPupperland's national animal is the Pupper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeisim.

MLGPupperland is ranked 35,325^th in the world and 2^nd in The Dogeland Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.82 law-abiding acts per hour.