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The Most Serene Republic of Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo

“Res Ipsa Loquitur, Sed Quid In Infernos Dicet”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Lazarus



Population3.513 billion

CapitalNone of your business
LeaderNone of your business
FaithNone of your business

CurrencyRon Paul
Animalkoala bear

The Most Serene Republic of Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by None of your business with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.513 billion Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Joan live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None of your business. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo-ish economy, worth 769 trillion Ron Pauls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 219,054 Ron Pauls, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,233,565 per year while the poor average 19,180, a ratio of 64.3 to 1.

The sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers, sick days are on the rise, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address, and ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo's national animal is the koala bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None of your business.

Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo is ranked 2,161st in the world and 117th in Lazarus for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 16,959.33 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Rudest Citizens: 232ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 346thHighest Crime Rates: 444thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 480thFattest Citizens: 566thMost Armed: 670thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 844thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 945thMost Avoided: 950thLargest Retail Industry: 1,204thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,420thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,561stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,613thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,007thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,161stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,386thHighest Drug Use: 2,522ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,705thMost Influential: 3,435thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,846thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,937thMost Efficient Economies: 4,006thNudest: 4,385thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,847thHighest Average Incomes: 4,921stMost Inclusive: 5,110thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,700thTop
Most Politically Free: 11,964thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,070thSmartest Citizens: 13,180thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,508thMost Pro-Market: 14,705thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,991stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,068thMost Secular: 15,869thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,984thMost Extreme: 17,821stLargest Publishing Industry: 19,341stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,710thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,871st
Rudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 33rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 50th in the regionMost Avoided: 50th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 57th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 62nd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 79th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 91st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 97th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 113th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 117th in the regionMost Influential: 121st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 123rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 163rd in the regionNudest: 187th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 192nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 205th in the regionMost Inclusive: 227th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 255th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 261st in the regionMost Extreme: 263rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 287th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 327th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 350th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 421st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 674th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 726th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 734th in the regionMost Stationary: 741st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 764th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, sick days are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Joan have replaced bears in a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, bris parties are all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, None of your business's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
  • : Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo endorsed The People's Republic of Owans.


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