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The Most Serene Republic of Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo

“Res Ipsa Loquitur, Sed Quid In Infernos Dicet”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Lazarus

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Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo

Population1.759 billion

FaithNone of your business

CurrencyRon Paul
Animalkoala bear

The Most Serene Republic of Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.759 billion Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Joan live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo-ish economy, worth 243 trillion Ron Pauls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 138,689 Ron Pauls, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses, and not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo's national animal is the koala bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None of your business.

Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo is ranked 27,280th in the world and 1,132nd in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,229.98 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 17thHighest Crime Rates: 849thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,157thMost Armed: 1,167thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,385thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 1,669thRudest Citizens: 1,929thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,980thMost Avoided: 2,545thHighest Drug Use: 2,769thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,969thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,431stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,639thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,054thLargest Retail Industry: 4,224thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,524thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,829thLargest Mining Sector: 5,443rdTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,582ndMost Pro-Market: 9,253rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,135thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,438thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,237thMost Inclusive: 13,798thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,513thHighest Average Incomes: 14,935thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,194th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 44th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Armed: 54th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 74th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 85th in the regionFattest Citizens: 85th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 115th in the regionMost Avoided: 140th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 169th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 172nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 177th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 193rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 200th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 211th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 223rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 231st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 232nd in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 296th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 425th in the regionMost Influential: 489th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 508th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, the Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo City Film Festival recently voted 'Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Joan Getting Hit By Football' as best film.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium'.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, a commonwealth of equal nations recognises that Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo is a bit more equal than the others.
  • : Following new legislation in Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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