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The Holy Wabbitist Empire of Mockia

“All you managed to do was eat mah d*mn food up!” Archer Rat

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: Balder

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Mockia

Population5.346 billion

CapitalRatzeburg
LeaderArcher Rat
FaithWabbitism

CurrencyCopies of Bad Rats
AnimalRat

The Holy Wabbitist Empire of Mockia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Archer Rat with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.346 billion Mockians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ratzeburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Mockian economy, worth 586 trillion Copies of Bad Rats a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 109,723 Copies of Bad Rats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 374,515 per year while the poor average 23,655, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, the country is preparing for war, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mockia's national animal is the Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wabbitism.

Mockia is ranked 24,012th in the world and 520th in Balder for Nudest, with 216.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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1%
Highest Crime Rates: 1,066thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,142ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,259thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,555thFattest Citizens: 1,611thMost Armed: 1,681stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,048thMost Avoided: 2,111thTop
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,216thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,099thMost Devout: 5,162ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,983rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,448thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,527thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,822ndLargest Black Market: 8,650thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,894thTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,251stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,476thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,581stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,583rdHighest Drug Use: 17,031stRudest Citizens: 21,806th
Top
1%
Highest Crime Rates: 46th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 49th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 62nd in the regionMost Armed: 71st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 74th in the regionTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 88th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 108th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 110th in the regionMost Avoided: 117th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 137th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 193rd in the regionMost Devout: 230th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 327th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 334th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 338th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 370th in the regionTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 464th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 467th in the regionLargest Black Market: 477th in the regionNudest: 520th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 588th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 708th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mockia's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Mockia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Mockia, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Mockia, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Mockia, the country is preparing for war.
  • : Following new legislation in Mockia, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Mockia was reclassified from "Libertarian Police State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Mockia, the government has undertaken a massive health education program to combat VODAIS.
  • : Mockia's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Mockia's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".

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