The Equal Opportunity Nation of Moftan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its digital currency, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 39.433 billion Moftanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Moftanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,626 trillion mofians a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 168,046 mofians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, the government funds large training centres to turn emus into functioning members of society, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-mofian treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moftan's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moftan is ranked 59^th in the world and 2^nd in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 254.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.