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The Karaton of Mojopahit

“Gemah Ripah Loh Jinawi” Queen Tribhuwana Wijayatunggadewi

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Jabodetabek

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Mojopahit

Population9.996 billion

CapitalWilwatikta
LeaderQueen Tribhuwana Wijayatunggadewi
FaithShivaism

Currencykepeng
AnimalJavan tiger

The Karaton of Mojopahit is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Tribhuwana Wijayatunggadewi with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.996 billion Mojopahitans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wilwatikta. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Mojopahitan economy, worth 605 trillion kepengs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is 60,529 kepengs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Mojopahitan, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Queen Tribhuwana Wijayatunggadewi, and putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mojopahit's national animal is the Javan tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shivaism.

Mojopahit is ranked 176,243rd in the world and 4th in Jabodetabek for Most Stationary, with 87.48451345432 days.

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Most Primitive: 184thMost Ignorant Citizens: 989thMost Devout: 1,127thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,952ndBest Weather: 5,489thMost Pacifist: 8,903rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,317thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,980thMost Conservative: 10,819thMost Authoritarian: 11,391stMost Beautiful Environments: 11,435thMost Income Equality: 12,403rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,441stTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,161stMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,449thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,732ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,605thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,651stLowest Crime Rates: 22,259thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,275thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,843rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,179thMost Cultured: 28,878th

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