Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Dealmaker
Location: Jabodetabek
Population | 9.996 billion |
Capital | Wilwatikta |
Leader | Queen Tribhuwana Wijayatunggadewi |
Faith | Shivaism |
Currency | kepeng |
Animal | Javan tiger |
The Karaton of Mojopahit is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Tribhuwana Wijayatunggadewi with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.996 billion Mojopahitans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wilwatikta. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Mojopahitan economy, worth 605 trillion kepengs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is 60,529 kepengs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Mojopahitan, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Queen Tribhuwana Wijayatunggadewi, and putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mojopahit's national animal is the Javan tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shivaism.
Mojopahit is ranked 176,243rd in the world and 4th in Jabodetabek for Most Stationary, with 87.48451345432 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mojopahit changed its national motto to "Gemah Ripah Loh Jinawi".
- : Mojopahit altered its national flag.
- : The President of Indonesia of Joko Widodo appointed Mojopahit as geweldige oude tijd with authority over Successor, Border Control, and Communications in Jabodetabek.
- : Mojopahit was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Mojopahit was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Mojopahit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Mojopahit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Mojopahit's influence in Jabodetabek rose from "Minnow" to "Dealmaker".
- : Mojopahit relocated from Lazarus to Jabodetabek.
- : Mojopahit was refounded in Lazarus.