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The United Socialist States of Moledeve

“Klass Mot Klass”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The Communist Bloc

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Moledeve

Population5.117 billion

CapitalGroß-Neckensdorf
LeaderPremier Robin Collins

CurrencyMoledevean Mark
AnimalBlue Tit

The United Socialist States of Moledeve is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Premier Robin Collins with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.117 billion Moledeveans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groß-Neckensdorf. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Moledevean economy, worth 620 trillion Moledevean Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,210 Moledevean Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, they who do not work shall not eat, and Big Belly is watching you. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moledeve's national animal is the Blue Tit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moledeve is ranked 140,441st in the world and 449th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 205.3747991156 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,110thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,401stMost Influential: 7,381stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,640thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,903rdMost Patriotic: 11,468thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,460thHealthiest Citizens: 12,674thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,623rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,760thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15,013thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,333rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,976thLargest Governments: 20,030thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,223rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,091stMost Beautiful Environments: 21,159thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,265thLowest Crime Rates: 21,548thSmartest Citizens: 23,492ndHighest Food Quality: 23,832ndMost Conservative: 24,743rdBest Weather: 25,077thMost Authoritarian: 26,979thMost Income Equality: 27,431stMost Developed: 27,773rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,958th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 26th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 71st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionMost Patriotic: 76th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 84th in the regionMost Conservative: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 92nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Moledeve, Big Belly is watching you.
  • : Following new legislation in Moledeve, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Moledeve was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Moledeve, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Moledeve, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Moledeve, Blue Tits are considered a delicacy.
  • : Moledeve was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Moledeve was endorsed by The United Socialist States of UNIOS.
  • : Moledeve was endorsed by The United Socialist States of North Goiky.
  • : Moledeve was endorsed by The People's Republic of Cheteire.

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