Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Balder
Population | 5.836 billion |
Currency | florin |
Animal | crocodile |
The Republic of Molies77 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.836 billion Molies77ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Molies77ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,178 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,923 florins, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.
The explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Molies77, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Molies77's mid-life crisis, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molies77's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Molies77 is ranked 115,673rd in the world and 1,997th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 328.6690257628 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Molies77 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Molies77, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
- : Following new legislation in Molies77, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Molies77's mid-life crisis.
- : Following new legislation in Molies77, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
- : Following new legislation in Molies77, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Molies77.
- : Following new legislation in Molies77, scientists are not permitted to ask questions.
- : Following new legislation in Molies77, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election.
- : Following new legislation in Molies77, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy".
- : Molies77 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Molies77, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Molies77ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.