Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Lazarus
Population | 7.181 billion |
Currency | franc |
Animal | emu |
The Republic of Molies8 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.181 billion Molies8ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Molies8ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,686 trillion francs a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 234,818 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, and the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molies8's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Molies8 is ranked 115,607th in the world and 2,093rd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 328.6871507512 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Molies8, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
- : Following new legislation in Molies8, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
- : Following new legislation in Molies8, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
- : Following new legislation in Molies8, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
- : Molies8 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Molies8, gambling is outlawed.
- : Molies8 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Molies8, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.
- : Following new legislation in Molies8, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
- : Following new legislation in Molies8, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.