The Kingdom of Mollet is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 818 million Molleters are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgenia. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Molletar economy, worth 54.5 trillion Tokens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,573 Tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

State media insists that Leader is the most fashionable leader in Molletan, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork, and constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mollet's national animal is the Mollet Dog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mollet is ranked 276,948^th in the world and 1^st in Molletan for Most Secular, with 10.8 Atheism Rate.