The Colony of Mollow is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 415 million Mollowians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, although Welfare, Education, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Treebase. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Mollowian economy, worth 14.6 trillion Fulns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 35,241 Fulns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes, and the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mollow's national animal is the Fyorg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mollow is ranked 238,392^nd in the world and 1,182^nd in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -2.83 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.