The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Most Supreme Magnificent Ruler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.787 billion Momstononistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Macroplex of Momstononistan. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Momstononistanian economy, worth an astonishing 15,652 trillion Preciouses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 658,027 Preciouses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,053,597 per year while the poor average 46,487, a ratio of 87.2 to 1.

Cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Precious charge on their phone bill, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Momstononistan's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not available.

Momstononistan is ranked 585^th in the world and 25^th in the Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 74.28 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.