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The Democratic Republic of Monezambique

“From the darkness, the brightest seed of freedom grows.” Pinuno

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The East Pacific

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Monezambique

Population2.907 billion

CapitalLibertad
LeaderPinuno

Currencytarara
Animalbleeding iguana

The Democratic Republic of Monezambique is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pinuno with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.907 billion Monezambiqueans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertad. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Monezambiquean economy, worth 497 trillion tararas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,300 tararas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels. Crime is totally unknown. Monezambique's national animal is the bleeding iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Monezambique is ranked 173,696th in the world and 6,848th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 91.59 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Secular: 1,061stRudest Citizens: 1,273rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,189thMost Influential: 3,397thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,564thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,717thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,649thMost Cultured: 4,766thMost Inclusive: 5,054thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,428thSmartest Citizens: 5,787thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,200thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,517thMost Developed: 6,551stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,751stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,909thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,986thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,444thHighest Average Incomes: 9,525thSafest: 10,122ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11,312thLargest Governments: 12,196thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,809thHighest Drug Use: 14,027thBest Weather: 17,764thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,968th
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Rudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Secular: 35th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionTop
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 84th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 87th in the regionMost Cultured: 126th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 159th in the regionMost Inclusive: 164th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 166th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 174th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 176th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 179th in the regionMost Developed: 187th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 188th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 211th in the regionMost Influential: 222nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 239th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 252nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 257th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 297th in the regionLargest Governments: 314th in the regionSafest: 340th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 386th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 505th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 517th in the regionNudest: 538th in the regionBest Weather: 569th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 617th in the regionMost Stationary: 660th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 701st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 734th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 746th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 756th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels.
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
  • : Monezambique voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Monezambique was endorsed by The Fanciful Tales of Refuge Isle.
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.

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