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The Democratic Republic of Monezambique

“From the darkness, the brightest seed of freedom grows.” Pinuno

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The East Pacific



Population1.172 billion


Animalbleeding iguana

The Democratic Republic of Monezambique is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Pinuno with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.172 billion Monezambiqueans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertad. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Monezambiquean economy, worth 171 trillion tararas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 145,939 tararas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime is totally unknown. Monezambique's national animal is the bleeding iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Monezambique is ranked 51,345th in the world and 2,171st in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,925.1 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,066thRudest Citizens: 4,061stMost Influential: 4,095thLargest Retail Industry: 4,270thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,693rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,395thTop
Most Developed: 8,919thMost Secular: 9,359thMost Inclusive: 9,749thMost Cultured: 9,896thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,254thSmartest Citizens: 11,098thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,275thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,445thMost Efficient Economies: 11,684thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,804thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,153rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,456thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,703rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,086thNudest: 15,351stMost Rebellious Youth: 15,596thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,910thLargest Governments: 16,009thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,159th
Largest Retail Industry: 91st in the regionRudest Citizens: 108th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 119th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 160th in the regionMost Cultured: 264th in the regionMost Developed: 266th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 272nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 286th in the regionMost Inclusive: 290th in the regionMost Secular: 291st in the regionNudest: 299th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 312th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 320th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 320th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 324th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 326th in the regionMost Influential: 332nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 333rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 335th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 348th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 378th in the regionLargest Governments: 393rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 396th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 413th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 443rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 462nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 523rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 531st in the regionBest Weather: 548th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 568th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 582nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 672nd in the region

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