The Commonwealth of Monianoli is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 17.806 billion Monianolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Monianolian economy, worth an astonishing 10,717 trillion Kols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 601,913 Kols, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,242,192 per year while the poor average 58,095, a ratio of 55.8 to 1.

Monianolian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, school football matches are usually five-a-side, billions of Kols are being blown on orbital weapons development, and Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Monianoli's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Monianoli is ranked 346,141^st in the world and 4,968^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Average Tax Rates, with -6.61 Effective Tax Rate.