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The Commonwealth of Monianoli

“In Money we trust”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Monianoli

Population15.969 billion

CurrencyKol
AnimalOwl

The Commonwealth of Monianoli is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.969 billion Monianolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Monianolian economy, worth a remarkable 9,371 trillion Kols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 586,829 Kols, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, glamping Monianolians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Monianoli's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Monianoli is ranked 14,293rd in the world and 220th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,823.15165957108 days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28thLargest Retail Industry: 29thMost Efficient Economies: 58thHighest Disposable Incomes: 61stMost Corrupt Governments: 67thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 78thFattest Citizens: 116thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 118thMost Avoided: 119thLargest Gambling Industry: 121stRudest Citizens: 140thMost Scientifically Advanced: 200thHighest Average Incomes: 230thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 246thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 264thLargest Insurance Industry: 288thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 328thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 329thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 339thLargest Mining Sector: 437thMost Armed: 599thLargest Agricultural Sector: 823rdMost Subsidized Industry: 944thHighest Economic Output: 963rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,123rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,183rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,289thMost Secular: 1,496thLargest Governments: 2,005thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,091stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,927thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,989thSmartest Citizens: 3,363rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,178thLargest Black Market: 7,720thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,804thMost Stationary: 14,293rdMost Influential: 14,816thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 17,128thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,336thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,433rdLargest Populations: 24,031stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,455th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Armed: 26th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 50th in the regionMost Secular: 64th in the regionLargest Governments: 66th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 85th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 120th in the regionLargest Black Market: 184th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 212th in the regionMost Stationary: 220th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 351st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 397th in the regionLargest Populations: 398th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 450th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 563rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 601st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 697th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, glamping Monianolians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Monianoli, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.

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