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The Over-Hyped Outbreak of Monkeypox

“CDC rocks the house yo!”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Developing
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Monkeypox

Population37.749 billion

Currencyinfection
AnimalGambian giant rat

The Over-Hyped Outbreak of Monkeypox is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 37.749 billion Monkeypoxians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Monkeypoxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,059 trillion infections a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,073 infections, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, cars are banned, billions of infections are being poured into a space program, and scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Gambian giant rat. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monkeypox's national animal is the Gambian giant rat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Monkeypox is ranked 63,582nd in the world and 1,595th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Governments, scoring 16.4 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Largest Populations: 292ndMost Stationary: 663rdTop
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Most Influential: 11,773rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,768thHighest Drug Use: 15,174thHighest Economic Output: 16,109thLargest Black Market: 16,456thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,741st
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Largest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Drug Use: 77th in the regionMost Influential: 194th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 315th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 354th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 449th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 553rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Monkeypox was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Monkeypox's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Monkeypox was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Monkeypox's influence in The Rejected Realms fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Monkeypox was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Monkeypox was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and Highest Drug Use.
  • : Monkeypox was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Monkeypox was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Monkeypox was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The kardonian reich, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Monkeypox was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Zombie Apocalypse Horror of World War Z, infecting 3 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!

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